Spy Balloon Scented Candle | Funny Gift For A Spy Or Just Someone Who Likes Spying
$25.00
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SPY BALLOON-SCENTED CANDLE Q: Will the candle spy on me? A: No. All of the data it collects is solely to help us learn more about the weather conditions inside of your house. Q: Is it made in China, like the real spy balloon? A: No, it is made in St. Louis. Q: What does it smell like? A: It smells like the ocean, to commemorate the time when the spy balloon was floating in the ocean. Q: Really? It smells like the ocean? A: Well...look, no one will tell you this but me, but no candle REALLY smells like the ocean. Q: Then what does it smell like? A: The scent is sharp & crisp, with a little menthol & mint. It smells invigorating, to evoke the invigorating feeling of having a fighter jet shoot a missile at you. Q: Is that a real balloon on the surface of the candle? A: Everything on the surface is made out of candle wax. But does being made out of candle wax mean it's not a "real" balloon? That's a question only you can answer. - If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further & follow us on Instagram. You probably won't regret it! (At least, not right away.) instagram.com/jdandkateindustries Spy Balloon Scented Candle | Funny Gift For A Spy Or Just Someone Who Likes Spying

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