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"About the Book This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place-and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'Grammar Police' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5 long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. - Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. - Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. - Includes a 5.5 ruler to, like, measure stuff with. - The bookmark measures 1.2 wide by 5.675 tall-that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. - Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5 by 7.5 peggable stuffer card. Book Synopsis This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place-and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'Grammar Police' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5"" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. - Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. - Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. - Includes a 5.5"" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. - The bookmark measures 1.2"" wide by 5.675"" tall-that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. - Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5"" by 7.5"" peggable stuffer card. About the Author Brass Monkey Vintage-inspired Smartassery Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad."
