Description
The CV- Name- Nora (Nora is my full, legal name. I have a one-word name). Age- 28 and ripe as a lemon. Previous job- Plumber. Reason for leaving- Couldn't plumb. Great Covering Letters- Hire me, I have great hair. The interview- Q. Is there anything about this job that you feel you might not be very good at? A. Dealing with people. Q. What person, living or dead, would you most like to meet? A. The living one. There are plenty of books on how to write the perfect CV - but none at all on what not to write. This is that book. Packed with hundreds of hilarious examples of CVs that went straight in the recycling, Crap CVs will show you not only what not to tell prospective employers but also dozens of ways of ensuring you will remain one of the longterm unemployed.
