Description
GOYIM SQUAD PATCH - Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, we're making the official Laser Corps Goyim Squad patches available to the public..VELCRO OR IRON-ON VERSIONS - The patch measures 3.25-inches wide x 3.5-inches tall, and can be purchased as a velcro back or iron-on version. Easy to place on virtually any backpack, bag, or denim jacket..ALL ARE WELCOME - There's a job for everyone in the Corps! But what happens on Shabbat? Members of the Goyim Squad are trained to handle all necessary jobs until the appearance of the three stars..TOP SECRET - Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched from a secret base behind a lower east side deli. The Jewish space laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.FUND THE FUTURE - 50% of profits from this product will be donated to voting rights organizations.
