Description
EAT ALL THE THINGS. Get your "Critters-I've-Eaten" passport out - you're about to get some new stamps. The Exotic Meats Jerkygram is the exploratory appetizer for tasting the strangest of critters… for science, of course. So claim your throne, you king of beasts, and get these in your belly..WE CHEWS ONLY THE BEST. We are proud to present the most delicious exotic meats sampler that you can legally buy in the developed world, featuring: Wild Boar Honey Bourbon Jerky (2 oz.), Buffalo Jerky (2 oz.), Elk Hickory Smoked Jerky Strip (0.75 oz), Ostrich Jerky Strip (1 oz.), Duck Maple Jerky Stick (1 oz), and Pheasant Jerky Stick (1 oz.)..AN UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE. Your Exotic Meats Jerkygram is packed inside an awesomely unassuming cardboard box. Inside the box, he'll see a message that says, "Surprise! It's Meat." Bewilder your beefcake and make his heart race with this perfect romantic ruse..WE KNOW GUYS. Let us help you celebrate the men in your life with unique and exciting gifts you’ll be proud to give, and he’ll be thrilled to receive..HAPPINESS GUARANTEE. It’s pretty simple really. We think our products are awesome, and we guarantee you will too. We believe giving gifts should be exciting, nay, unforgettable! If you’re unhappy with your purchase or experience for any reason, we’ll make it right and give you the kind of service you’ll want to high five us for.
