David Ayala is a freelance illustrator, caricature artist, cartoonist and apparently thinks he is some kind of author now. He attended the legendary Kubert School in the late 80s where he learned to draw silly pictures. Later in life he went to college, because that is what all the cool kids were doing. Four years later he walked out of the door with a degree in general psychology. This same degree most likely saved him from the sheer madness of middle-aged dating. David currently resides in a cornfield somewhere in the Midwest. He has a border collie named Zim, a couple of guitars, three grandsons, enjoys eating fajitas, and drives a green mini-van to the store a few times a week to buy more fajitas. He is also more than aware of how difficult it can be to write an author's blurb.