To get out of those fluorescently-lit aisles as quickly and affordably as possible, a summer medicine-cabinet checklist for men.
This doesn't clog your pores (so, no acne), and comes in the form of a heavy-duty foam that's water-resistant, easy to apply, and won't leave white streaks all over your body.
Coppertone Oil-free foaming sunscreen lotion SPF 75+ ($9) , walmart.com
The Australians are more strict about us than sunscreen, and this oil-free option was created to their exactingly tan standards.
Blue Lizard Face sunscreen ($10), drugstore.com
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The Skin Cancer Foundation endorses it. So do we.
Cetaphil Daily facial moisturizer for all skin types, SPF 50 ($14), drugstore.com
No sweat, no smell, and a nice blast of coolness beneath your arms. That's all you need this summer.
Old Spice Smooth blast invisible solid ($4), drugstore.com
It's cheap enough that you won't be too upset if you leave it in the hotel room.
Wahl Hair and mustache trimmer (starting at $10), Yahoo! Shopping.
With cooling menthol, so you'll still be comfortable in your luke-warm shower.
Right Guard 5-in-1 deodorizing body wash ($5), drugstore.com
True fact: The sun toasts the natural oil from your hairs. Replace it, naturally, with sea kelp and aragon oil.
Renpure Australian sun and surf shampoo ($6), drugstore.com
Soothing but not sticky, we recommend you keep it at the office so you can get through your Monday.
Panama Jack After sun burn relief ($7), panamajack.com
The first step to preventing those red bumps that plague you? An oil-free lather.
Every Man Jack Fragrance free shave cream ($6), everymanjack.com
In technical terms, this closes your pores. In actual terms, it makes you less likely to break out during the sweaty season.
Burt's Bees garden tomato skin toner (starting at $9), Yahoo! Shopping.
Razor Bump Gel
A bacteria-fighting gel is all you need to get rid of razor bumps and ingrown hairs. Trust us, she'll notice.
Clubman Bump repair gel ($8), drugstore.com
Works instantly, lasts all day, and absolutely crucial if you're going to go sockless.
New Balance gel shoe cleaner and deodorizer ($5), footsmart.com
Because flaking on plans is one thing, but flaking on your face is a non-option. This one clears it up.
Anthony Sport for men face scrub ($10), soap.com
With vitamins like B5 and E, this won't only clean your mug, but also help it look a bit less dull.
Nivea for men moisturizing face wash ($6), drugstore.com
You can't beat a classic.
Tweezerman straight edge toenail clipper ($3), amazon.com
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