Reviews Written by Matt

JENN AIR Stainless Dishwasher JDB1090AWS

Pros: Looks sleek and discreet

Cons: Handwashing is Faster, Stronger, Better

After just a ridiculously short 36 month period, our KitchenAid was washed up. A pathetic piece of American engineering. Mind you, there are but two of us in the house, both gourmet cooks, so there is not much hard washing happening. We were directed to Jenn Air, one of the last generation's uber-selections for custom homes and those hoi polloi with savoir faire. After our $900.00+ bank account blood-letting, we felt confident our purchase meant quiet, energy efficient, speedy and Catholic nun clean dishwashing. Sadly, not only did this machine increase our H20 bill each month, but it clamored, beat and chipped our best pots, dishes and utensils to death. Speed? About Yugo fast. And clean? Forget the Sisters of Thou Holy Name of Bajeesus; our glassware came out dirtier and more banged up than those tricks Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert screwed with. Broken support mechanisms, faulty gaskets, and quirky inner workings. Who built this for Jenn Air? The Pontiac Division of GM? Did I say this box is only 4 years old?
Needless to say... avoid like a case of chlamydia. Unless of course you enjoy scratching your head...and everything else.
Avoid, Pull Out of the kitchen and Destroy. Jenn-Air should change their name to GenoCide-Air. Because this thing will kill your children.
We did. ...