Reviews Written by El Gato Negro
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August 4, 2004
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August 4, 2004
Predator (1987)
Pros: Best Alien vs Humans Flick EVER!
Cons: Just Found Out Alien vs Predator is Rated PG-13
"Where does he get those wonderful toys" - Sir Jack Nicholson (Batman 1989)
Just say it with me folks: WEA-PONS!! Electronic Biomechanical Camoflauge, Tri-Beam Infrared Laser Sight, Mounted Shoulder Canon, Heat Vision/Oxygen Equipped Mask...and OHHH That Lovely Mini Gun!!! I swear, if I build up the courage to actually go see AvP; since it's been rated PG-13, and it sucks...I will punch in my sequence on MY SELF-DESTRUCT WRIST BAND!! ... -
August 4, 2004
The Abbott & Costello Show - Volume 13 (2004)
Pros: The Boys Are Way Too Funny
Cons: They Didn't Make Enough Episodes!!
If you want some real comedy?! I Highly advise on picking up anything with Abbott & Costello...Especially the TV episodes. You will see where MOST of today's top comedians got their material.
*Warning: Just don't eat or drink ANYTHING while watching their routines (You will choke to death!) ... -
July 9, 2002
OK Start the scripts for the killer cros
THIS, WAS AMAZING (sorry Spidey)!! Ok Hollywood, let's get those pens smokin'. Bring an awesome comic book crossover to life, would you please. Forget the unwanted atrocity of the newly mangled X-Men franchise. I can just see it now, Blade against Spidey against Morbius!!!
Ooh ooh ooh (Arnold Horshack eat your heart out)!! Ok my fellow Anime fans, how about the ultimate in crossovers! Blade vs "D" Vampire Hunter D)?! You heard it here first. Let Ekin Cheng (Wind of the Hong Kong Mega Hit "The Stormriders") play "D" ... -
June 7, 2001
Great movie. Finally on DVD!
I'm a very small fan of American Martial Art movies. I don't agree with the American able to go to Japan and defeat the Japanese fighter storyline. Although this is one of those, this has a very good storyline, a great cast and heart felt scenes. This is a rare one that I will definitely recommend!
So says,
Kan Woo ... -
June 7, 2001
IT IS ABOUT TIME!
Finally, like 'Big Trouble In Little China', the wait is over and our wishes have been granted. The second best American made Kung Fu movies is finally on DVD! This is a unique film. It blends eighties breakdancing,hip-hop, the dying love of disco with classic Saturday Matinee Kung Fu.
Great special effects and a decent storyline!
My pre-order is in, and I suggest you do the same!
So says,
Kan Woo ... -
The Legend of the Flying Swordsman (2000)
by Bosco Lam | VideoPrice: $3.41 to $17.99 Compare PricesJune 7, 2001
Trust me...READ MY DESCRIPTION!!
Ok, this film posses a very strong, as well as, strange storyline. It is in the tradition of a Quentin Tarantino film where the beginning is the middle and the end is the beginning. There is only ONE (1) Fully Visible Fight Scene (Which happens to be one of the BEST CGI Kung Fu Fights Scenes I have Ever Seen).
If you like a strong storyline without a lot of fighting to follow. This is for you.
If you are a lot like me (A hardcore High flying, constant battling, kung fu fanatic) get this at your own descretion!
I bought the DVD, but I just watch the ONE (1) fight scene over and over! What a waste on my part! Oh, and it also co-stars the legendary Sonny Chiba! Still sporting his look from the best Kung Fu Film EVER MADE ('THE STORMRIDERS')
So says,
Kan Woo ... -
June 7, 2001
Great Action! A True Ocean Shores Classic!
I Highly recommend this classic. If you like Ninjas against Kung Fu fighting...GET THIS!
So says,
Kan Woo -
June 7, 2001
Good, but could have been better!!
This was a somewhat entertaining miniseries, not what I would have expected or TRULY desired. Some of the action is cartoony and silly and there are not enough fight scenes.
For a bit of advice...leave Asian cinema to the pros. The only Westerners (Americans) worthy of touching a subject like this is John Carpenter (Creator of the classic: 'Big Trouble In Little China' - Finally on DVD), The Wachowski Brothers ('The Matrix'), Antoine Fuqua ('The Replacement Killers') or George Lucas.
Heed my warning!
So says,
Kan Woo ... -
June 7, 2001
Fast paced, Perfect addition to any collection!
This is great over-the-top wire kung fu action. I highly recommend! I have had this DVD for almost a year WITHOUT ANY REGRETS! Jump on this while you can!
so says,
Kan Woo ...
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Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)
2 of 3 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: Nice Use Of many Classic Genres
Cons: Not Enough Master Killer in either Volume
Great Movie, I just wish I could have seen more action from Gordon Liu! And good grief!! The extras on the DVD aren't all that great Mr. Tarantino. I know good and well, based on your work in the past you had to have had more and better deleted scenes than that! You know how upset I was to see Michael Jai White appear in a deleted scene! I did not need to see a "Brotha" playing a Hong Kong bad guy and I'm Black! Please, when you re-release the two volumes (and you know you are going to) quench our thirst properly. Though very sexy, I do not need to see the "5,6,7,& 8s" nor did I have to Chingon...WHO CARES. With the lack of features you not only Killed Bill but you slightly Killed My Interest.
Look, More Gordon & Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox & Anime Scenes
Nuff Said! ...