Reviews Written by ScareCrow
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Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy PlayStation 2
PlayStation 2Price: $5.54 to $19.99 Compare PricesFebruary 7, 2003
KILLER GAME DUDE!!!!
This game was exactly like Medal of honor, Except it is not WW2, your are not human, you do not have a gun, and you are not killing Germans... Come to think of it, It isnt at all like Medal of Honor - More Like, Stuntman, no wait - it was a good game, not like stuntman... It was Like uhm, Spew and Spurt. You Play Spew and sidekick Spurt. Enjoy the Amusing antics of Spurt as he sits on your shoulder all the time and laughs in your face when you DIE! I saw Spew Die, I busted my GUT!!!! Funnier than the time I saw that Old-Lady get hit by a motorcycle!!! LOL!!!!!!
Ptang!!! Ptang!!! Enjoy Killing all kinds of grubby small critters as you stomp stomp stomp!!!! KILL! KILL! KILL! DIE DIE DIE!!! ... -
February 7, 2003
Excellent Game
3 of 4 Yahoo! Users found this review helpful I gotta get this for my KIDS!! Very educational about the real world. Its a sad day when the real-world influences a game like this, but a hell of a lot of fun. The colorful metaphores in the game should help improve my childrenss vocabulary. I never did like being a parent, thats why I rely on television to be the parent. This is the kind of tasteless trash that makes for a good game! Really made me feel like having another dick-turd and complaining about the state of the world. Perhaps I can make make life a little more miserable for a few of you by giving this game a good review.
VOTE DEMOCRATIC! TAKE CARE OF ME! HOLD MY HAND, FEED MY CHILDREN, CAUSE I SURE AS HELL CANT!!!
OOPS! My Wifes havin another one - gotta go! ... -
February 7, 2003
Gimme Some Smack
Eeew, dudes kreyest, me and lemmiwinks will have fun dudes kreyest. Mr. hat really loved it children - but hes a whore.
THuper Game Thankth for ATHKING. ... -
February 7, 2003
Need Some Preparation H.
0 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpful This Game seemed kind of repetitive. I thought the graphics were great. At times, it felt like the same thing over and over. I did like the graphics, but the game seemed kind of redundant. The graphics were really nice, but the game seemed to do the same thing over and over. Im just glad I did not like it that mush, otherwise, I would have to shoot myself in the *ss. I did like the graphics though, but the game seemed repetitive. ... -
February 7, 2003
This game Was Really Neat.
Most Fun I ever Had With A Game Playing With Me. The Graphics will surprise titalate your mental. Be dazzled by the Hard Crisp graphics and melodious melodies. Be shocked, tantalized, and frisked by Really Buff Bad Marines that are trying to kill you.
Youll poo your pants - just like me!!!
Gotta go! ... -
February 7, 2003
MAX PAIN IN THE !%#$@!
I Dont Think There Were Enough Bathrooms In This Game. It Just Wasnt Real To Life In My Mind. All That Shooting, A Guys Gotta Go Sooner Or Later. Those Red Lines - Uhg, My Playstation deserves better. I Need the flusher add-on for this game. ... -
February 7, 2003
This game will self-destruct in 5 second
The pressure was good, Nothing like stress when playing a video game - If I ever get my hands on that guy that gave me a free copy.... -
February 7, 2003
Really neat-ohhh dudes.
0 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpful This is the best game I have ever played with myself. Almost as good as Lemmiwinks. Dude. -
February 7, 2003
Really interesting thing the other day.
3 of 3 Yahoo! Users found this review helpful This games plot had many twists and turns in it that spiraled to a very profound conclusion. Watch out, youll be riding your seat with emotional ups and downs. Enjoyed the games frequent precognition sequences and trailing anecdotes. Be enthralled by the games fantastic poofy humor.
This game is totally awesome, but I wont like it maybe, I think. ...
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The Best Game Ever!
The best thing about this game is: The Carnage!!People killing each other, blood spots everywhere, The only drawback was not enough explosive charges!!!
I kept sticking those explosive charges on the guards, watching them run around and screem - then laughing just before I detonated it!!!!
KABOOM!!! youre gone sucker!!! Funnier than that time I saw that cat get impaled by that old ladies walker!!! REEEEERERERER!!! I Busted a gut!!! ...