Reviews Written by Malcolm Morrison
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March 2, 2002
Nancy Who?
When Nancy starts to go out with the only boy in school who will accept her (the retarded midget with no legs), she soon discovers the secret of the whispering walls as he performs oral sex on her.
This film featured the most shocking scene in a movie when she -
February 16, 2002
Why Did I Chase That Dragon?
0 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpful It was Christmas Morning of 1988 when my brother came into my room looking pale. He smelled musky, he told me how to "Chase The Dragon". I didn't want to but he held my nostrils shut and forced my to inhale the thick smell.
I felt like I was alive in the dream, but I was scared. Why? Because the Friendly Dragon turned to me and said in my brother's voice "Santa Is Dead." ... -
February 16, 2002
With out my Glasses i cant see a reason
0 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpful At first a funny film all about Mr Maggo trying to COOK the "meanest Christmas Turkey in maggoville".
Extremly funny, untill he puts on his glasses and you realise he has just wank off his nephew by mistake. ... -
February 16, 2002
pretty intresting
solefull stan the stadalone man has a problem, his problem is he thinks that movement is slowly corroding the plains of existence. Watch "low rent trent" get "covered in cement" and "Happy Helen" get killed. this is film is wierd. ... -
February 16, 2002
Daddy Freakin Daddy
I cant get over the freaking way this boy, has to, firstly manover himself threw a mile long tunnel as wide as his head and then at the end when he gets stuck, his dad licks his face.
His hauting "daddy im home!" as a land slide slices his eyes skin of... only for his dad to lick them. ... -
February 16, 2002
A strange world indeed
Back for the 90s, tom and jerry can now speak in cute english accents.
The introduction of english Dog "trevor", who "can't abbide the taste of cat, and would rather make daisycains" makes for a comical romp.
What is more appealing is the directors symbolic metaphors, suggesting that the relation ship between Tom and Jerry is much like the relationship of God And Satan.
The profound aspect is that toms owner is a higher power than god, an "unknown!".
Due to the religous leanings this film flopped, but it is a piece of history,
But isnt everything. ... -
August 11, 2001
A strange metaphor.
A complicated love story all about two bits of Artery cloging fat, tring to set up home in a young boy with downsyndromes heart. And his love for them living there even though it will kill him. So sad. A strange metaphor for how love can kill everything and everybody.... yes.... even you. ... -
August 11, 2001
Totally Staged
After finding his wife in bed with ten men, hitman kills them and her, he takes drugs and then becomes mega cool and hurts a teenage boy with a crush on Rosey O donnel.
He sleeps with a red brick and the brick gives birth to a wall and it cages him a mile deep and in the lonely tunnel he thinks he can see gold and digs misserably down deeper until he melts in the heat of magma. his last words "it was gold, true gold" still haunt me.. what the hell did he mean. Was the gold the meaning of life or what, or was it just a made up storie that i read to much into? ... -
July 9, 2001
A deep deep metaphor for sex.
A Pup (an unborn unexisting sperm or fetus),
escapes an evil pound (the conventions of life and only one possiblity), and finds a home (destiny of everything with sex) in santaclaus' sack (the existing and real pervertion of sex and reproduction).
Enough said really, hope is isnt the one that kills us all. ...
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punch line
I went to my local video shop to get a porn film, I was so horny that night... man it was scary.Anyway, I see my aunt come into the video shop with her teenage boyfriend "dwight", so I spring for the first porn film I can see, and get it quick.
I then got home, I had my pants down my ankles and I was ready for action. So I put the video in and play it... and these fat bitches come on the TV saying "Lets trim those butts into ultimate shape".
After the shock mix off being turned on and disapointed at the same time, I have become impotent...
(punch line) But I now have A BUTT OF PERFECTION. ...