Reviews Written by My
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November 9, 2003
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November 9, 2003
Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
0 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: Lots of skin
Cons: The plot
OMG, this movie was so lame. I should have known from the opening sequence (helicoptor segment was a Mission Impossible parody) that this movie was going to be stupid. Was this movie supposed to be a parody of other movies like 'Scary Movie' was? It got so bad that I stopped watching halfway through. I did watch the rest the next day, but OMG, that movie was so lame. ...


Why Is Everyone Snoring?
1 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: I Didn't Pay To See This Movie
Cons: The Movie
The Incredible Hulk was one of my favorites as a kid. I'm so disappointed with this movie. What a snoozefest!!! 30 Minutes into the movie, I was wondering when we would see the Hulk. 41 minutes into the movie, we saw the Hulk, for a couple of seconds. Then we couldn't see him, then we could. Then something was happening, but the movie was so dark we didn't know what it was. Then some dogs, I think, attacked, but we're not sure because it was too dark. Strange shapes and unusual angles, something white for a second. What was that? I didn't see, it was too dark.
OK, here's the scoop. You ever watch one of the pay TV channels when you didn't pay for it, and the screen is split on the sides? That's what it's like watching this movie at times. And I don't mean when they have multiple box's of different angles all at the same time. With this movie, you can hear what's happening, but you can't see it happening.
If you have to see this movie, borrow my copy, and keep it. ...