Reviews Written by bryanevening
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June 21, 2006
it's like instructions on how to have emotions!
4 of 4 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: this band does more with three letters then almost all bands can do with WORDS!
Cons: A cave party where YOU ArE the guest of honor, and the food is your favorites thing to eat! ITS THAT GOOD!!!
do You remember the first time you heard AFI and your thoughts turned to thinking things like :"MAn, this guy (I think it's a guy?) must of SNEAKED into my house, unstapled my private diary memorized the thoughts of personal feelings then like run home and write it down with someoned also playing a guitar with a scorching Effect! And THEN placed the whole mixture on the Radio of My Mind!" ITs THAT GOOD! This is the pure sound of emotions and electronics coming together for a Meeting in which everyone Agrees and goes home HAPPY feeling like THEY got the best of the deal. Does that make sense:?! Listen to this incredible deep fried appetiser assorstment of song names: I'LL SING MY LIFE STORY IF YOU HOP UP AND DOWN ON ONE FOOT, TINY HEADED BABY, LIQUID JACKAL, HUNKY BRINEY, SOMEONE POURED KEROSENE ON MY MEMORIES, PARDON ME WHILE I FORGET TO WAKE UP, BROOKS ROBINSON ROOKIE CARD, and I'M THE GUY THAT PLAYED SCREECH. hold on the phone is ringing -- i will talk to you later! enjoy thiscomaptact disc of musicbryan evening ...
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June 21, 2006
An Electric Tamale of enjoyment!
1 of 1 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: a fairy tale of enthusisam!
Cons: Sit back, close youre eyes, lean back, turn it up and drive around town!
I half to say I am aware of some contrverosy things the Dixie Chickens said regarding a argument with other stars concerning views in terms of a certain presiident and allegedly some things he may or may not have said and people who might or may not have disagreed. But GUESS What! I thought this record compact disk would just be a argument record, like, just maybe even talking without any music about who said what or who disagrees more madly than the other or who is going to have a fight with whom after the COuntry Cable Musicains Awards show is over. But guess what! It's totally excellent country fried music with many thoughts contained--THE DIXIES HAve madea summertime fun expereience and now WE get to all agree on it. LISTEN to this welfare picinic basket of song listings: DO YOU MIND IF I JUST STAND HERE AND FREAK OUT FOR A WHILE?, A LACE DOILY OF LOVE, SNIFFLES THE SADDEST PUPPY IN AMERICA, DON'T HOOT ON MY HOLLER, LET'S COMMIT A CRIME OF PASSION, CYBERDRIP 2000, LOVE IS A HANDSHAKE SIGNED IN BLOOD, MY DREAM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DREAM, VACATION HEADACHE, and the song that have been stirring up extra controversy like one of those blender machines at Dairy Queen (yay summer is finally here! great new Blizzard flavors like pumpkin patch, and rock candy with vanilla donut sprinkle) the song of course is LET FREEDOM REGURGITATE. listen! if you have a working vehicle, than fill it up with fresh gasoline, insert this DIXIE GIRLS tape and let it roll on down the highway of freedom and good times. get into it! SUMMER is great! bryan e! ...
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April 26, 2006
can you say AMERICAN HERO GREATNESS,,??i hope so
5 of 5 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: thing about it: you either love this album or you half nevver heard it!
Cons: he looks like he MEANS it!
FINNALLY the best album of the summer time has finally arrived.And who would have think it took a cowboy to deliver the goods but guess what America?Your hero have arrived like on a white horse with a flag and a blanket under the saddle to prevent damage to the horses skin (old horse driving trick) would you welcome, presenting please TONY KEITH! This recording has almost about completely fill with hits. Just listen to this Sears catalog of songs: WHY DON'T THEY MAKE CHEX MIX WITH PEANUTS AND LESS OF THOSE PRETZLES OR BREAD THINGS? , AMERICAN PANCAKES, I LOVE A LADY FROM HAPPYTOWN, I'M JUST A TRUCK DRIVING COMMERICAL, AMERICAN GOOD INTENTIONS, I MADE UP A GREAT NAME FOR MY SON CALLED STELEN, MANDATORY FAST FOOD BREAK, I AM OPEN-MINDED TO A DEGREE, SITTIN' AND DRINKIN' AND WRITIN' A SONG ABOUT IT, AMERICAN THOUGHTS, WHO LET THE DONKEYS OUT?, AMERICAN DONKEYS, I MIGHT JUST KISS THAT GUY AFTER ALL, AMERICAN LARD-BASED ENJOYMENT, and the surefired hit song of the summertime, PRAYS THE LORD AND PASS THE TOBACCO SPIT CUP. If your like me (6 foot, average build, decent at computer skills, friendly, likes to relax or keep it real, sports, dining, pets OK, helpful, dancing i suppose at weddings maybe, can cook a few things, tried college, some TV shows, comaptc car driver, friendly, no smoker, capricorn, sometimes help friends move) then you will have GOT to hear this record from a true american TALENTED fellow! yours from email, bryan evening ...
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February 27, 2006
this record (CD) compact disc is HILARIOUS! Fun,
3 of 3 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: Its totally FUN TOO, like a crazy story that you listen to and laugh out load!
Cons: They invented a scene like a movie, man you wil ljust crack up! I MEANit!
OKAY soo you gotta stick with me here and I promise I'll will try not to give to much of the story away. This musical compatc disc features 2 of the best rappers currently involved in the music business. They are MC Drop Blocks and Lunatic J. They have make a story hear about two guys who are lonely for a date on Friday so they do like almost everything (OR SHOULD I say anything!) to get a date. First they try dialing some numbers they found in a book. Then they try Craigs List /. then They try opening a window and shouting at everyone about how they want a date. Then they just go out driving beacause they heard about a party so they are all like WHAT THE heck lets go and check it out, lets take youre car, no yours is better with more loudness from the radio, okay man whatever fine lets just go!. Listen to this full chamber of hit songs and remixes: WHY DOEST THOU BESEECH MINE LADY?, A FRESH SCENT IN A SAD ROOM, STOP OVEREXPLAINING SOMETHING I DONT CARE ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE and PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE A BUNNY. Its my new favoreite record, and believe me i have a lot of those. Seriously you almost wont believe it ever at all! ENJOY this rapping, and if you know someone who has a birthday this is a big hint to buy them a present just like THIS CD! Happy birthday to you! BRUAN Ev. ...
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January 18, 2006
His best album/CD work since TOFU INSERT
3 of 3 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: his voice breathes a musky cloud of life into everything it touches
Cons: HEY GUESS what if you are passionate about passion then step right up
OK AMERICA you have had a tough year due to certain instances of nature or unfortunateness in other areas. Well hold on sit tight loosen youre belt like after you had to much turkey and sweet potatos at Halloween -- you get to finally relax and do something soothing to yourself. SCOTT STAPP the frontvoice of Cream have finally decided WELL ITS solo time for me see you later. And it couldnt of come at a more needy time. He sings our lifes right back to us, never letting us even blink because he is right there , all the time, singing and singing until we say loudly THANKS WE GET IT. and we get it good. and often. Listen to this Jumbo Pack of songs with extra sauce on the side: GETTY LEMMBEE HOOMBOW, REEEEARGH FOOOOLLLEEEAAYYYUH, MEEEEEOOOHMOW BEEEEEEOBLY, and SOMEONE GAVE ME A KITTEN. Plus if you turn the CD over to the other side like a record there is a dvd of Scott Stapp looking into a camera and discussing questions about how awesome it is to feel his thoughtts and then quick write them down so it can be made into a record that we can all enjoy just by flipping the cd back over to the original side. I hope that is not confusing. Plus he gives his personal oatmeal cookie recipe (he uses rum!) you will love it. ITS THAT GOODfrom Bryan! ...
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January 18, 2006
FINALLY the soundtrack to my favorite show!
2 of 2 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: The stars of the show can REALLY sing and play!
Cons: TV needs more positive shows like MORNINGWOOD
I will tell you what: if you want to find me at Thursday at 9 then guess what all you have to do is find the nearest local TV set in my house and guess what you will find me there, happy as a clam in the carpet, watching the best latest show ever, MORNINGWOOD. It's a drama about regular people and the types of love they discover in various situations. You HALF to watch it. Sometimes there is sadness as Darcy is forced to tell Derek or Smoky J. that she loves them only as friends but maybe not. Then all of a sudden Miles does something bold and it turns dangerous and everyone is forced to meet at Hibbing's Coffee Grumblehole to discuss the latest tragedy while an excellent new band performs with quiet passion in the background. and guess also what, you get some of the biggest songs they have ever had their on the show: LET'S GIVE THE FISH A CHANCE by The Eager Society; HIT WITH THE SHOVEL OF ROMANCE by Angela K.; HOOGA BOOGA (THE ICE CREAM SONG) by MC.95.Swillhut with guest rapper Sniffles.x.14; and the shows theme song I HAVE NEVER TASTED FIRE UNTIL TONIGHT by The Jamie Frankel Overload. FINALLY a dream have come true -- a TV show you can listen to. I LOVE IT ITS THAT GOOD! Bryan@2006 ...
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January 18, 2006
GREAT DANCE songs from Nutritious Big Mac!
2 of 2 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: This guy is still a worlds champion rapper of music!
Cons: one of the funnest CDs that have ever stuffed my stocking for holidays!
MAN in man do i love it when great artrists come to unite together to create a collaboration efforts. Thing about it: it's like two great things at the same time just like the peanut butter with chocolate commercial where they accidentally collided but it was OK because all of a sudden everything tasted much better when it served TOGETHER. That s the key word here: TOGETHER. I don't need to state it a third time, but I might later in case of you forget it. So look out. LISTEN to this Winnebago truck full of hits and GREAT duets: Big Mac sings LET'S GET ALL INSANE TILL MIDNIGHT with the best voice ever of Frank Sinatra who started the Duets craze. Then there's the hilarious duet with Randy Newman called JUST GUN THOSE SHORTIES DOWN a fun remix of the old song from the 1970s era. Then who shows up but Barbara Striesand who sings a sad song with Big Mac rapping away, called I WORE A USED BATHING SUIT TO CHURCH. After that there is a song he sings with Linda Lavin (ALICE from TV 'kiss my grits') direct from broadway to you, which is named RANCH DRESSING WOULD MAKE A EXCELLENT MILK SHAKE FLAVOR. I tell you what, this record is one whole party condensed into a listening experience. ITS THAT GOOD! Happy 2006 from Bryan E! ...
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January 3, 2006
WOW its like a whole party you just got invited to
3 of 3 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: the freshest sounding voice for Americans to ponder
Cons: if you are driving right now and reading this pull OVER and get out and buy this CD
MAN oh man. Just the other day I was sitting around with my best friend Bill Trotts and we were like HEY What did you have for breakfast, What TIme does the Game starts? Whatever happened to that kid who played Jimmy The Boy Who Fell in The Well in Gunsmoke episode 120? (You know, just general conversations to start the day of working in a copy type of shop for printing copies on sheets) and then all have a sudden Bill Trotts was like WHOA you will not believe it but that kid who fell in the well (he was fine in the episode only a hurt ankle and a lot of tears of shame and sadness for making his mom and Gramps worry a little bit, then everyone goes home and has pie) and he grew up to be Bo Bice! Its true and he is like the biggest singing star on TV since that one lady who forgot the words to The Anthem. Hey look at this handi-wipe full of song titles: A COWBOY NEVER FORGETS TO MOISTURIZE, FOREIGN FOOD IN A GREASY WRAPPER, DELORES THE KITTY THAT TOTALLY ACTS LIKE A HUMAN and TRADING PANTS. this is AMercia n music for people who need a big thirsty drink of pride, i mean it! Youre welcome, from Bryan E. ...
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January 3, 2006
She shake her booity plus you can dance and listen
3 of 5 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: TOO SHORT at only 78 minutes! KEEP THE PARTY STARTED!
Cons: You go girl! BECause it is ecxellent when you go! MADONNA Have still got it!
Well I suppose beacuse it is now a new year's, we might as a well look back at Madonnas career. We all remember everything she ever made: her first book "I Am Nude For You" made out of metal and sold like a billion copy, then her CD of controversy called "Oriental Sarcasm" which made a whole new lot of fans but also confused the Chinese (it was in all the papers), then she stopped being serious and got nude again but we were all like, well, OK, if you inisist. NOW, hold on to the hatches, because she have decided "Hey you know what, guess what it's time to BOOGIE again, Amercia!" And MAN, what a perfect time to Boogie, beacuse this world is crazy (sorry for my controvrersy opinion thats just the way i feel about it). So check out this tote bag full of song titles: WHO SAYS YOU CANT EAT AND THEN GO SWIMMING RIGHT AWAY, THE ROBOT THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS, FRAGRANT INSPIRATION and my favorite LETS ALL GO TO THE WRESTLING MATCH. Madona i speak on behave of millions already who are everywhere: I am glad to be your friend again. HAPPY NEW YEAR @2006 from Bryan! ...
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MIC see you real soon
9 of 9 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulPros: KAY y because we like you
Cons: MOUSE hey the mouse club show is started! Turn on the TV voluime!
HEY FOLKS guess what being a teeanger is hard work, It's not easy because all sort of thing. Pimples, acne, bad times with clothes, mean cheerleaders, worried about fatness or unpopularity, having the wrong type of status sympbols. YOU know the deal because you have lived through it. But if you have not or maybe even if you want to reacall allthe great times riding in the parade or scoring the big goal to WIN the giant game aganist the opposite team,well than, 2468 who do we appreciate! This CD! It made out of old parts of a Disney movie wher they have a girl that moves into a new town and everybody right away is all like "who is the new kids, lookat all the wierdness she brings with her new customs and habits. we dont like her!" but then by the third or fifth song, everyone is dancing the latest dance (called The Popcorn! Try it! Its FUN FUN! FUN!) and by the end of the story (surprise ending! I wont spoil it,other than to say they bring back the ACTUAL Mickey Mouse to help save the day! Serious!) every forgets about everything and they all go home to grow up or get dressed for the party. Listen to this soup bucket of songs: YOU HAVE MADE A HEADACHE OUT OF A SUNNY DAY, WHY CANT EVERY GRANPDA BE LIKE YOU, CHEECH AND CHONG GO TO THE MOON, A MOUTHFULL OF BLUE INK, YOUR APE MADE NUMBER TWO IN MY YARD AGAIN, HAHAHA SAYS THE MINISTER OF LAUGHTER and ZOOM GOES THE CASHFLOW. If you ever considered having good old LAUGHTER during a period when you were listening to music or enjoying an experience, then you'll will LOVE this happy-good-lucky recording of songs for the national passed time of SMILING! Seriously! Love from BRYAN E! (by the internet) ...