When Women Played Ding-Dong/50,000 B.C.- Double Feature (1963)

Crazy Italian Caveman double-feature, including:

WHEN WOMEN PLAYED DING-DONG: Featuring curvacious cavewomen with 70's hairstyles, a gay caveman who can't take his eyes off the hero, and plenty of, um, ding-dong, find out how the human race really hasn't evolved that much with these prehistoric pre-porn primates. The tale revolves around the lovely Listra (Nadia Cassini), who is looking forward to losing her virginity to Ari (Antonio Sabato) after he wins her in a local pig-catching competition. The problem is Ari seems to be preoccupied with his tribal battles, and so Listra, frustrated by a lack of ding-dong, organizes the cavewomen of the village to go on a ding-dong strike in protest! Put your club down and spend the night in your cave with this Italian nudie-cutie.

50,000 B.C. (BEFORE CLOTHING): Charlie Wishnick decides to sleep the night in a taxi cab when his wife kicks him out of their trailer. Little does he know that this is no cab, but actually a time machine, and he is transported back to, you guessed it, 50,000 B.C! Agasp at the naked cavewomen everywhere, Charlie soon falls for the shapely Zelda and doesn't particularly feel homesick for his mean wife! 50,000 B.C. is, naturally, presented in "Nudicolor."