Alan Silvestri - Van Helsing [Original Motion Picture Soundtrack] (CD)

All Music Guide

On first listen, Alan Silvestri's score for Mummy director Stephen Sommers' vampire flick Van Helsing is an arcless barrage of cartoon bombast that beats the listener into submission from its very first cue. It's only after repeated spins that the veteran composer's voice can be heard over the unrelenting charge of brass and timpanis, revealing a man enthralled with needleburying decibels, hurling his baton into the air with maniacal laughter. Silvestri knows that popcorn tastes better when the walls of the theater are buckling, and his decision to omit anything remotely pastoral on the audio end of the spectrum makes for a heartpumping albeit forgettable experience. The largerthanlife aspects of the film's monsterexterminating protagonist and his nemeses are mirrored by the gargantuan choral arrangements that appear on nearly every track, painting each frame in gothic grays and snowy whites even "Transylvanian Horses"' banjo appears threatening. Summer blockbusters and the formula...ic music that accompanies them may be the gastronomical equivalent of fast food, but junk that's delivered this effortlessly and professionally deserves some kind of award. - James Christopher Monger, All Music Guide Read more Less