The 36 Deadly Styles (1980)

36 deadly ways to go completely insane.

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Feb 12, 2001

Some of these styles are amazing and yes indeed deadly. Chan's "Drunken Hallucinating Derelict Bum falling down the stairs" is a classic, as is his "Casual man in a pair of boxers standing by the window smoking a ciggarette" stance. Bruce Lee's "Ball...busting cocksmoker" is a frightening display of power as is his, "flouncing around in a row boat with a couple of crackheads". Some lesser known martial arts experts including Wang Pong doing the "stinky gear shift" and Tre Boing doing the "cocconut juice slip out of your dacks and into a wetsuit haymaker". All of the stunts and interviews are done to a pumping sountrack of Ho Ch Minn singing early 30's American blues favourites. Plus as an extra surprise Chuck Norris shows us his most amazing style of the "Wearing jeans and a coyboy hat whilst groping a horses greasy bollicks" which goes to show at the age of 60, he still is somehow alive. A must for fans of cat food and solar powered gumboots. Read more Less