Pretty Woman (1990) (15th Anniversary Special Edition)

Movie proves ALL women are whores.

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Aug 3, 2008 | 3 out of 3 found this Pretty Woman (1990) review helpful

Pros: Nothing

Cons: Everything

Worst movie and plot of all time. Women appeal to this movie because deep down, their all prostitutes who are looking to be rescued by a rich man. Richard Gere hires Julia Roberts(the whore) as his beyotch for the week for the amount of $3,000. After... spending 6 days with her, roughly 4 to 5 hours a night, he decides he is in love with this whore. Now, Julia Roberts character(Vivian) over the course of the week seems to forget she is a prostitute, and gets easily offended when someone reminds her. Don't you know, billionaires fall for street whores every day! So, after knowing this buttwhore for 6 days(not even a week), Richard Gere's character(Edward) decides he wants to lower his IQ to that of the street whore, and proceeds to blow a billion dollar business deal and punch his longtime friend in the face over this hooker. This could possibly be the worst movie of all time...even worse than Police Academy 9. Women will generally tell you this is a wonderful movie because it's a dream for all women. Flop on their backs, spread their legs, and some rich guy will make all their money problems go away. They should have made a Pretty Woman 2, where the prostitute(Vivian) divorces the rich businessman(Edward) and proceeds to take half his money because she feels she is "entitled" to it. The movie is a reminder to all men though....women are all prostitutes, and don't ever lose sight of it!!!!!!! Read more Less