Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

The Most Horrendous Sequel Ever

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Mar 17, 2004 | 1 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

Pros: None

Cons: None

This shark does fart in the bath, this is not the worst sequel in the jaws series, the worst sequel in the 80's (worse than grease 2), but also the worst sequel in the history of motion pictures, I Have never seen a sequel go as bad as thisHow ca...n a shark go from New england to bahamasfor three days to get even with ellen brody and her familyJaws the revenge is worse than Batman and Robinat least that one had better props (including the smooth and shiny batmobile), this one had the fakest sharkever.I'm glad roy scheider got out of the series just in timeand even lorraine gary thought it stunkThey should have stopped after 2Movie Rating: NO STARS. Read more Less

sorda weak!

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Jun 27, 2002 | 1 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

Jaws:The Revenge is no dout the weakest in theseries. The shark effects had absolutely noimprovement, from the other films. However,Lorraine Gary does come back for this one,which is interesting. There is a scene whereLance Guest is swimming away fro...m the sharkon a suncken ship which is harrowing. Read more Less

Makes JAWS 3-D look like CITIZEN KANE

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Oct 8, 2001 | 1 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

It's mind-boggling to believe that such a fantastic cinematic achievement such as JAWS could have possibly paved the way for such an abysmal waste of celluloid as JAWS THE REVENGE. I mean, JAWS 2 was okay, JAWS 3-D at least had it's eye-popping gimm...icks to keep me interested, but this idiotic movie has nothing. Terrible performances, ridiculous script and routine direction makes one wonder just what purpose this movies serves. Oh, yeah...$$$$$$$$$. It's embarrassing to see Michael Caine reduced to this. Even THE SWARM was better. Don't waste your time or money on this insult to one of the greatest movies of all time. By the way, since when do sharks roar? Read more Less

Degrades the original Jaws.

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Mar 13, 2001 | 1 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

Jaws: The Revenge is just simply horrid. As if Jaws 3 couldn't get any worse. This time the shark wants revenge. Totally unbelievable. Stick with the first two.

Kill Me Please

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Jul 22, 2003

This is arguably the worst Jaws in the series. Jaws 3-D was bad but somehow this feels much much worse. Don't get me wrong, I love Jaws, it's my favorite film of all time. I just loathe this movie for all its worth. ... The first thing that goes wrong is the plot. The shark is hunting down all the members of Brody family. This is stupid because the shark is supposed to be a mindless killer. Thats what scared people out of the water in 1975. The movie now has something killing the killers of the previous sharks. It no longer hunts the unsuspecting prey, it hunts someone you no longer give a d*** about. Then the movie gets worse with the acting. They have no memorable actors. The only returning actress gaver the worst preformance of her life. However this doesn't compare to the acting of the one preformer that matters. The shark in this movie is big, slow, and stupid, a surprise because it would have hacked into the airline computers in order to track the Ellen Brody character in its lame quest for revenge. I remember in one scene the shark is chasing Mike Brody who is in scuba gear moving painfully slow, and the shark was moving even slower. I remember the tension of that moment, will he make it to the other side of the screen? Will the shark drown from moving so slow? Will I shut this movie off or keep it on because I'm such a big Jaws fan and don't want to waste the 2 dollars I spent renting this thing? The featuretes I can give or take. I dont care about the movie at all so why should I care about the extras. Even still i must tell you not to rent especially not to buy this movie. It is a waste of your money and it is a waste of my time because if you saw it I obviously failed in warning you about how bad this movie is. Thank you. Read more Less

This shark farts in the bath.

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Feb 1, 2001

The shark in this film is so clever it set up its own web site. Micheal Caine proves he can suck golf balls through a garden hose, and Speilburg watches on and wishes he was Peter Pan.

Jaws The Stupid

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Dec 9, 2003 | 0 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

Pros: None

Cons: Farts In The Bath

I agree that this shark farts in the bath, it's just simply stupid, oh yeah the third installment sucks too. Watch the first two instead.

silly and still scary!!!

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Sep 18, 2003 | 0 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

It is running out of steam a fifth one is on the way but this entry still scared me but it was avery weak addition I agree!!!Don't have the dvd!!!

jaws 1

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Aug 20, 2003 | 0 out of 1 found this Jaws: The Revenge (1987) review helpful

i love it cuz it made me never swim in the ocean my mom to and she love horror