Thank Goodness Someone is America
By Nathan Nov 23, 2008
Pros: Stephen Colbert's soothing voice
Cons: The liberal bias against this book
Thank goodness someone could be America, because I was starting to lose hope. How can we possible be the greatest nation to ever exist without a strong single figure to look up to (other then God or George W. Bush)? But thank goodness the great Dr. S...tephen T. Colbert D.F.A. has given us the hope that we all longed for. If not for his takeholdiness and downright strength and perseverance, I donât think I could ever get to sleep without having my American flag nightlight on. It takes a strong man, a brave man, a man who could probably keep his ground in a fight against a seven year old girl, to write such a Book as I am America (And So Can You!). Rather then admit to the liberal elite, Mr. Dr. Colbert has taken a stand for what is right in his eyes. And as anyone who has either read his Book or seen his Show, we know that what is right is his eye is right for America. If you have any doubts about Stephen, then congratulations, you are official a Communist! I only hope that you will see that you are wrong in every way and pray long and hard that God and America forgives you. Now for those critics who say that Stephen isnât serious about what he says, people who think that he is some sort of parody or make reference to the groundless fact that his show is on Comedy Central, I say how dare you! If you doubt that Stephen is serious, I ask you this: If he wasnât serious, why would he even talk? How âbout that, liberal media! You think youâre so smooth, with you fancy words like âagendaâ and âtruthâ. Truth is of course very liberally prone, and therefore untrustworthy. As for anyone who hasnât read I am America (And So can You!), I want to tell you of what you are missing: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything people! And donât try to get smart with me and say its 42, I know better. Once you read and/or listen to this Book, you get so much enlightenment that your mind might very well explode. I know, I saw it happen when I let my friend listen to my audio version, I even still have a little of his forehead left to remind me. The most important thing to remember is that Stephen is always right, and since he is America, America is always right. So if youâre still on the borderline on whether to buy the Book, then consider this quote from a reader: âI laughed, I cried, I lost 15 pounds. I cannot recommend this audiobook highly enough.â- Stephen Colbert. Now if youâre still questioning whether to buy this Book, you are either really picky or a Communist. Either way, Stephen will likely disown you when he rules the world. So remember, you too can become America, because Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. is America, and so can you! Read more Less