Fist of the North Star - Live Action (1996)

Is it a sin to fist the dead?

By Yahoo! Shopping User  Mar 15, 2001 | 1 out of 1 found this Fist of the North Star - Live Action (1996) review helpful

When it comes to fisting this movie is the best. I have seen so much hard core fisting in all my life. The Fist Of The Northern Star tells the story of the immortal warrior Karate Noodles and his quest for the magic ring of Scat which he intends to f...ist like a demon. But his arch enemy Stirfry Cumshot has plans to steal the magic ring and use it as a hat. The martial arts are orchestrated by the legendry John Williams, who also conducted the martial art fight sequences in such movies as ET and JFK, and you can tell when you see the split second timing of some these fisting artists that a lot of thought has been put into which hole gets punched first. Mario Van Peebles is brilliant as the timewarrior Dribbles McGhee and of special mention is Chris Penn, Sean's fat spastic brother, who delivers a knockout performance as an ancient oriental doughnut. So if you like seeing an arm lubricated up to the shoulder disapearing into some poor stunt doubles unsuspecting rectum, then this film has it in spades and shovels, and lets not forget the fists. Amazing. Read more Less