Looking for a gag gift? These wild and crazy beauty and personal care products are real and make the list as the wackiest we've seen so far! Pickle ToothpasteGargling with pickle brine is great, but if you really want to coat your mouth with that delightful dill flavor you need some Pickle Toothpaste. Just put a dollop on your brush and after a few minutes of vigorous brushing your whole mouth will feel pickled! Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent paste. $4.50 |
Beauty Lift High NoseWe've all heard of a push-up bra, but a contraption that pushes up your nose is new to us! The Beauty Lift High Nose apparently applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side, and front to give your snout a little lift! $107 |
"Hand" SoapThe makers of these sink-side helpers took the notion of "hand soap" literally. Creepy! $16 for set. |
The American Flag Lip TattooTalk about how to say your Pledge of Allegiance! This temporary American flag lip appliqué from Violent Lips remains on lips for 4 to 8 hours and promises to make you the star of any Fourth of July or presidential fundraising party. 3 for $13 |
MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair ShaverIts name--MANGROOMER--is funny enough. But this gadget more than amuses. It's also a do-It-yourself electric back-hair shaver. Awesome! $24 |
Bee Venom Smoothing MaskWhile us everyday folks run from bees, apparently the rich and famous are doing the opposite--and rubbing bee venom into skin to leave it feeling "lightly stung" in order to stimulate the skin to stimulate the production of collagen and elastin. $90 |
Lip Enhancement KitThis product from CosmeSearch, Inc. includes Micro Collagen Plumping Balm and an accompanying "plumping device" that increases lip size by plumping them up--literally. |
Star Trek Fragrances : Tiberius Men's CologneThis Star Trek cologne boldly goes where no perfume has gone before--with "notes of freshness and sensuality" and sweet citron zest, black pepper, and cedar top notes and warm vanilla, white musk, and sandalwood as its base notes. $25 |
Betty Beauty Fun (Hot Pink)Hot pink dye for the "hair down there"? Apparently that's how this company recommends you "get your Betty ready." $14.99 |
Anti Monkey Butt Powder, OriginalWho knew motorcyclists, horseback riders, and truck drivers do need a little something to sprinkle on their bottom half to absorb sweat and minimize frictional skin discomfort? Heck, we'd buy this for the name alone! $4.79 More from Kaboodle: The Most Comfortable (and Fashionable) Flats The Hottest Nail Polishes of the Season The Only 10 Accessories You Need This Spring Luxury Pet Accessories for the 1% |





















