Pillow Remote Control, $15.
For the true couch potato, this pillow comes with a built in remote control. You'll never have to worry about losing the remote between cushions ever again.
We all loved Zoltar — the classic arcade fortune teller — as children, but it's time to grow up. Perhaps revisit your favorite arcade instead of dropping serious dough for this one.
Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow, $20.
'Tis the season for traveling! Why not cozy up with this pillow while you're on the go? Well, we can think of a few reasons, though we're sure no one will stare when your pillow farts.
Bacon Candy Canes, $6.50.
Looking for the perfect gift for the bacon lover in your life? Look no further than these mouth-watering candy canes. Nothing says "Christmas" like the smell of bacon, right?!
Inflatable Turkey, $12.
Don't like cooking? No problem! Nothing would be funnier than inviting everyone for Christmas dinner and serving them this turkey — the joke will outweigh their hunger.