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Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever

By Katy Lindenmuth, Cosmopolitan.com

We dug up some questionable fragrances — yes, real perfumes on the market — that only the bold would actually spray on their skin.

Beetroot

Serious question: Who, besides Dwight Shrute, would wear this cologne?

DemeterFragrance.com , 1 oz. cologne spray, $20.00

 

 






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A Whopper

Mmm, this Burger King body spray really captures the essence of flame-broiled meat.

manolith.com, $3.99

 

 

 

Mildew

Remember the Harry Potter-inspired Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Jelly Beans, which came in flavors like Vomit and Earwax? This is worse.

DemeterFragrance.com, 1 oz. cologne spray $20.

 

 

 

 

Play-Doh

This scent is all fun and games until you realize you smell like a nursery-schooler.

Available from: beautyand skin.com, Cologne spray $19.44.

 

 

 

 

Earthworm

We didn't know earthworms had a smell.

Available from: DemeterFragrance.com, 1 oz. Cologne spray $20

 

 

 

 

 

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