An Assortment of Gifts for Your Lovely Wife

Sex and the City Complete DVD Collection
Give your wife the gift of nonstop sex with the complete DVD collection of Sex and the City, which includes all six seasons of the cult hit, an encyclopedia, a board game, a book of sex tips, and a definitive guide to the show's cameo appearances. Now she'll have something to do while you're watching football on Saturday. ($183.99 - $283.85)

eCreamery Ice Cream
With more than 60 flavors and mix-in toppings to choose from, you can design her own eCreamery ice cream and say you did it with care. Select your milk base (gelato, traditional, or creme), two flavors plus two mix-ins, and then seal the deal with a name and choice of packaging color. Beat that, Ben & Jerry. ($49.99 per half gallon)

Isabella Oliver Maternity Wrap Column Dress
She feels fat. She needs to vomit. She wants a pickle-and-ice-cream sundae. Help her feel pretty again with the Isabella Oliver maternity wrap column dress, which features an adjustable strap that will keep her cute no matter how big she feels. ($290)

Clarisonic Skincare Brush
Using sonic technology, this brush gently moves across the skin on her face at more than 300 times a second to clear pores, remove makeup, and diminish fine lines and wrinkles. It's like having a dermatologist in your bathroom. ($195)

Prepara Power Plant Mini
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Give her the Power Plant Mini -- an indoor device that provides a no-mess, year-round mini garden -- and she'll be happy every day. ($38.99 - $39.99)

ScanMyPhotos.com
Those shoeboxes of pictures, waiting for the day a scanner brings them back to digital life, are no longer a lost cause. ScanMyPhotos.com will professionally scan up to a thousand of your printed shots and transfer them to a DVD for $50. If she's nostalgic about keeping the originals, they return those in two to three business days post-scan. ($50 per 1,000 photos)

Dell Inspiron Mini 9
Weighing in at roughly two pounds with a screen less than nine inches wide, this Linux-based laptop will take up less space in her purse than an issue of Vogue. The Mini 9 includes 2 gigs of free storage space (expandable to 25 gigs) on Box.net so if she loses the laptop, she won't lose her files, too. (Starts at $349)

Built laptop case by French Bull
Accessorize her new laptop with a laptop sleeve. Choose from one of three designs -- multidot, rainbow flower, or vine -- and she'll never want to leave her laptop at home again. Get her all three, and she'll take longer dressing her hardware than herself. ($40)

Kate Spade’s Knightsbridge Meesha Clutch
Kate Spade’s Knightsbridge Meesha, named for one of London's most fashionable shopping districts, is a chic little clutch made from embossed cowhide with 14-karat light gold accents. The bag's front flap has a magnetic closure, meaning no clasp to fumble with. Easy. Elegant. ($325)

The Senz by Totes Mini Umbrella
Designed by Dutch engineering students to withstand wind speeds of up to 70 mph, the Senz umbrella won't turn inside-out in a stiff breeze (unlike those $5 umbrellas you throw out after every storm). Added bonus: Its asymmetrical canopy will protect the front of your body while deflecting rain from your backside, so you won't end up with a soggy butt. ($50)

Reprinted with permission from Hearst Communications, Inc.

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